culmea minciunii:sa-i spui surdului ca ti-a zis mutu' ca orbu' a vazut schiopu cum alerga dupa chel ca sa-l traga de par
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doi nebuni sunt eliberati de la ospiciu...ajung ei la hotel si unul incepe sa faca pe lumanarea.celalalt spune:-ma,stai jos,ca il sun pe doctor! ala nimic.atunci il suna pe doctor si ii spune:-domnu' doctor asta face pe lumanarea! -pai si ce daca? -pai eu nu pot sa dorm cu lumina aprinsa
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doi nuntasi la masa.unul catre celalat:-asta e cea mai hidoasa mireasa pe care am vazut-o vreodata! celalat raspunse sec:e fat mea! -vai,ma scuzati,nu am stiut ca sunteti tatal fetei!spuse primul -nu sunt tatal,sun mama.!
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-alo,politia?veniti ca tocmai s-a spanzurat soacra-mea. -si ati taiat franghia? -nu,ca inca mai misca!
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legile elevului: intotdeauna are dreptate chiar dak nu i se da nu copiaza niciodata...consulta nu doarme in timpul orei...reflecteaza nu ramane corigent...e lasat corigent nu arunca cu creta...studiaza legea gravitatziei nu rade in ora...e fericit nu distruge scoala...o decoreaza
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"doi prieteni stateau de vorba,unul catre celalalt: -ba,ieri eram la biserica si deodata o doamna se aseaza langa mine si incepe sa fumeze,sa-mi scape berea din mana nu alta"
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Un doctor catre un pacient... -Am doua vesti: una buna alta proasta...Cu care sa incep? -Cu cea proasta! -Ti-am facut analizele...imi pare rau dar trebuie sa-ti amputam piciorul! -Si cea buna? -A intrat fiul meu la facultate...
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Doua vaci q piele de leopard stateau intr-un palmier crosetand apa minerala q doua caramizi.Un elefant trece in zbor shi le intreaba cat e ceasul.Una din ele se uita la termometru shi spune:Azi e vineri se dau restantzele de joi
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Intre doctori : -Cum a mers operatia ? -Care operatie , nu era autopsie ??
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un om cersea la poarta unui bogat: -Dati-mi si mie niste bani, dati-mi si mie niste bani!! La un moment dat vede o sageata infingandu-se in poarta de langa el, iar pe sageata, o punga cu bani. Brusc apare un barbat : -Eu sunt Robin Hood, fur de la bogati ca sa dau la saraci.. Ajunge omul acasa, si striga: -Nevastaaaaaaaa,copiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! suntem bogati!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in urmatoarea secunda apare iar Robin Hood,si ii ia banii. -Eu sunt Robin Hood, iau de la bogati si dau la saraci !!!
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Niste reporteri de la TV merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj, despre cum isi petrece ziua badea Ion. Il roaga sa povesteasca ce face cursul zilei. - Da pai, dimineata ma scol si trag un pahar de palinca... - Stai, bade Ion. Nu va fi bine sa ata toata tara ca deja la prima ora bei. Spune ca citesti ziarul. - Na, atunce... dimineata ma scol, citesc ziarul. Dupa aia dau la porc sa ma’nce, dupa care mai citesc inc-un ziar. Pana la pranz lucrez in atelier, in care timp citesc vreo doi-trei carti. La masa mai citesc vreo doua reviste, iar seara adun iosagul de pe cimp, dupa care urmeaza presa de seara. Dupa cina ma duc la biblioteca satului cu prietenii, iar la 10 cand inchide biblioteca merem cu toata trupa la Costel, ca el are tipografie.
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_______________________________________ I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares 'cause I'm all alone ......
_______________________________________ I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares 'cause I'm all alone ......
_______________________________________ I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares 'cause I'm all alone ......
_______________________________________ I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares 'cause I'm all alone ......
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